what i’m looking for in a man:

  • will lend me his hoodies
  • good sense of humor
  • is a cutie patootie
  • will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood
  • good taste in music

(Source: ohyousillypotato)

ya think the obamas do dirty things in the oval office?

If you dont tell me, I cant help you